1. Be elected to any office
  2. Earn a PhD. in the history of Norway
  3. Get a pilot's license
  4. Get an article published in the New Yorker
  5. Appear on Sixty Minutes without first going to jail
  6. Cross Obama's mind even for a fleeting second
  7. Be consulted by Michael Jordan on his next career move
  8. Save the life of a whale, harp seal, or polar bear
  9. Get within ten feet of Dick Cheney after he had read my FBI file
  10. Go on a date with Alessandra Torresani
Alessandra Torresani
  1. Dung beetles
  2. Pond scum
  3. Algae
  4. Spiders
  5. Mushrooms
  6. Plankton
  7. Termites
  8. Birds
  9. Mice
  10. Worms