3506 Sunrise Drive West
Minnetonka, MN, 55345

November 28, 2015

Congressman Erik Paulsen
126 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515

Erik:

Have you ever wondered why Congress has a 12% approval rating? We do not disapprove of your buildings. Nor are we grossed out by the institution of congress. We are offended by the members of Congress and what they are doing. That would be you, Erik.

The Public Policy Polling website published a study that indicated that Congress is less popular than being stuck in traffic, colonoscopies, lice, and root canals. The best indicator we have of the good job you and your buddies are doing is that Congress is more popular than gonorrhea, meth labs, North Korea, Ebola, and communism. Oh, and some good news for you, Erik: the degree of preference Americans have for cockroaches over Congress is quite narrow (45/43).

So I hope that you are now thinking, “Boy. I’m doing something wrong. I know. I have been voting wrong. I am going to start voting the opposite.” Every time you find yourself automatically reaching to press the “No” button, stop and think, “Doing that has really screwed everything up. I’m going to press the ‘Yes’ button instead.” Please.

Thank you.

Grimly,

Chris Sullivan
US citizen